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| I've never seen a black goldfish before. Diff’rent Strokes Phillip Drummond (Conrad Bain) Similar | Like or Don't Like |  Should this be Half Empty?   Share Quote... |
| I'd better send for the limousine. Mother gets very impatient if she's kept waiting. I was born 3 days late. She didn't speak to me for a year. Diff’rent Strokes Phillip Drummond (Conrad Bain) Similar | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim! Slim Jim Light Bulb (Commercial) video unknown (Randy Savage) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| I shop, therefore I am. Family Ties (1982) Mallory Keaton (Justine Bateman) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Of all the Basic Applied Economic Principles of Capitalism in the Post-Industrial Era Seminars in the world, you had to walk into mine. Family Ties (1982) Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Mom, I need to reevaluate my life. Do you have a minute? Family Ties (1982) Mallory Keaton (Justine Bateman) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| And remember, this fix is only temporary, unless it works. The Red Green Show (1991) Red Green (Steve Smith) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. The Red Green Show (1991) Red Green (Steve Smith) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| I meant to procrastinate today, but I never got around to it. The Red Green Show (1991) Red Green (Steve Smith) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| You may be quick on your feet, but you can't outrun even the smallest explosion. The Red Green Show (1991) Red Green (Steve Smith) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Empty your mind... be formless, shapeless... like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup; put it into a teapot it becomes the teapot... be water my friend. Longstreet (1971) video Li Tsung (Bruce Lee) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Don't make a plan of fighting; that is a very good way to lose your teeth... Longstreet (1971) video Li Tsung (Bruce Lee) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Insurance? He's got money coming out of the Whazoo! E*Trade - Money Out Whazoo (Commercial) video unknown Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Patty! Call the doctor; it's been more than 4 hours... Jack in the Box - Jack Visits (Commercial) video unknown Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Actor Christian Slater was let out of prison for one night to attend the premiere of his new movie Hard Rain. Fifteen minutes into the film, Mr. Slater asked to be escorted back to prison. Saturday Night Live Norm Macdonald (Norm Macdonald) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| So when it comes time to fix that refrigerator magnet or put together a little house of popsicle sticks, you don't want some cheap synthetic glue. You want pure mutilated horse paste. Saturday Night Live Langford T. Belmont (Will Ferrell) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death. Saturday Night Live Norm Macdonald (Norm Macdonald) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| I'm gonna be around for a long time. On the job, making the tough decisions 24/7. That's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year. Saturday Night Live George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| This is the most effective memory enhancement drug on the market. It'll improve your short-term memory. It'll improve your long-term memory. And most of all, it'll improve your short-term memory. Saturday Night Live Jackie Rogers Jr. (Martin Short) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| I think I just coughed up my nards. No, wait, it could be grapes. No, it is my nards. Saturday Night Live Antonio Banderas (Antonio Banderas) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Your aunt Marie is cute, but she can burn water. Breaking Bad 4 4 Hank Schrader (Dean Norris) Similar | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Guess you realize that being this excited about a sci fi movie will drastically cut down the number of women who will sleep with us. Bones 2009 The Gamer in the Grease Dr. Jack Hodgins (T.J. Thyne) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| You know you've reached middle age when your back goes out more often than you do. The Red Green Show (1991) Red Green (Steve Smith) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Two's company, three's cross-fire. Wings (1993) Lowell Mather (Thomas Haden Church) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| People who have money don't need people. Family Ties (1982) Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial. Family Ties (1982) Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse; I'll win, I always win. Grey's Anatomy Dr. Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| I hate my life... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard... Married with Children Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Kiss my grits! Alice Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Oh, this is it... I'm comin' Elizabeth. Sanford and Son video Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx) Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
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