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I would like to put you in a round room and tell you to go pee in a corner.
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You're the type of guy who goes to the restroom when the check comes at restaurants.
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You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
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Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”
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Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
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Do you need prayer? Because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
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Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
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Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?
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Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
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Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
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Is your name Katrina? Because you rock me like a hurricane!
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Babe! you look so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
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Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
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So, when was the last time somebody made you a 7-course gourmet meal?
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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You're ugly but you intrigue me.
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You think you're hot snot on a platter, but you're just a cold booger on a paper plate.
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Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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Nice perfume, but did you have to marinate in it?
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Earth is full. Go home.
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If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
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I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
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It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
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If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
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His suitcase doesn't have a handle.
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.
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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
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