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| I would like to put you in a round room and tell you to go pee in a corner. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like |  Should this be Half Empty?   Share Quote... |
| You're the type of guy who goes to the restroom when the check comes at restaurants. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.” Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel? Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Do you need prayer? Because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Let me stick me cannon in your porthole. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'? Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber! Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com? Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Is your name Katrina? Because you rock me like a hurricane! Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Babe! you look so fine I would drink your bath water! Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend? Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| So, when was the last time somebody made you a 7-course gourmet meal? Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| You're ugly but you intrigue me. unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| You think you're hot snot on a platter, but you're just a cold booger on a paper plate. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Do they ever shut up on your planet? unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Nice perfume, but did you have to marinate in it? unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Earth is full. Go home. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| If idiots could fly, this would be an airport. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame! unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| His suitcase doesn't have a handle. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| If I promise to miss you, will you go away? unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| I like your approach, now let's see your departure. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
| I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance. unknown | Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Full? Share Quote... |
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