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| Remember that whenever you see a beautiful, single girl, somewhere there's a guy who's glad to be rid of her. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
| Obey Gravity - It's the Law. Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like | Should this be Half Empty? Share Quote... |
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